- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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