Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Oh my God! A talking dog!

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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