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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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