What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

This is a joke.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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