What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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