Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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