knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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