Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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