- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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