Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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This sentence is a lie.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Smelly Indians.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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