One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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what has genitial warts? me

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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The Oakland Raiders

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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