I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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