What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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