What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Anti Joke

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