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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

okay so theres this guy.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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