What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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