- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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