- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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