- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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