i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Jersey Shore.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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