- Anti Joke

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.