- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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