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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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