- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

being sober in a bar fight

jd and zach loves vigina

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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