What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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