- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

autsim

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??