Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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if got a joke if fogot it

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Anti Joke

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