- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

why do mexicans get made fun of

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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