- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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