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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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