Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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