- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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