- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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