- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

you give like i give lomain

Ms Leong Sux

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What's your blood type? Red.

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