A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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