Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Justin Bieber.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

your face

I went to work today....

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

okay so theres this guy.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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