There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Jordan is pregant

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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