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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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