In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Rush Limbaugh

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Sex education in Texas.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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