- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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