Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

hextech crafting too opieop

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Massie is a fatass

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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