Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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