Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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cancer

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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