Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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