- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

13 =B you just learned something

Why did you step on my watermelon?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Obama lin Baden.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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