- Anti Joke

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Pineapple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties