I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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