- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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