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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt