Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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