What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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