- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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