Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's worse than this That :(

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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