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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Justin beiber..

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Sir, your wife is dead

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Albert your flies undone.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Badabing.

what are you mike bibby?

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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