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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

A black student graduated High School

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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