prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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A shark ate your mom

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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A blind man watches TV

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Anti Joke

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