Burp

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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This is not a joke.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Jebron Lames.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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