why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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ecks! why zee?

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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