What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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