- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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