I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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snowglobe

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hi mom

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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A man goes to the potty.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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