Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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mitchell palmer sucks

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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WOw you have no life

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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8===D

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Anti Joke

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