How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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WNBA

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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I love pissing people off :P

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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