- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Homosexualism is so gay man

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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