- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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